Jackpot! There’s still cake left and it’s your favourite kind, chocolate with cream cheese icing. There’s no cake lifter for some reason so you carefully grab a piece with your hands. "Mmmmmm" You lick your fingers in delight, then wipe your hand on your jeans and head back to your desk. "What a great day," you think.

Back at your desk you open your email and read an announcement about the newly declared pandemic just as your boss calls an emergency hallway meeting. "Guys, we’re going to need to start working from home next week so let’s get brainstorming how to do that. Also, please please please wash your hands regularly and just overall don’t be gross ok? Sanitizer is already selling out fast."

"Maybe I spoke too soon," you think.