Dear colleague,

Your email is not finding me well. It has been four months now since the pandemic started and the continual toilet paper shortage is out of control. I have resorted to using the basil leaves from my herb garden and some old newspaper. I've backordered a bidet and have bought stock in Purell. At least if I don't have basic supplies, I'll be rich at the end of this.

Anyways, I appreciate you getting in touch. I'll be reviewing your project by Friday so I'll have feedback for you sometime in the afternoon. I look forward to working with you on this."

You press send and close your laptop. It's a beautiful day outside. You go downstairs for a nap.

The End